And so it was
That he walked on the sea of sand and bathed
Dear Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
Your name is ridiculous. Please change it to Cadence asap, I think ponies are currently in the infirmary having their tongues untied. Why? Your name isn't that hard to pronounce after all. No, they just laughed their little pony-butts off and was promptly tongue-tied by Rarity for some reason. ALL OF THEM.
So yeah. Its been a bit over a month since I last said something about reading stuff. Back then I was at 6.7 million words read on FimFiction.
Today I checked my page for fun, aaaand I'm at 10,158,220 yeah... That's exactly 3,434,921 words in just over a month. I checked.
Have I gone nuts? Am I actually a robot? Who knows? You certainly don't, fleshbag.
So, I figure that since I've amassed 188 favourites that I might share some of those with you. So, I'm going to do just that, soon, just gotta compile it and see what's actually worth sharing.
Don't hold your breath though, I've heard that it's unhealthy. Yes, even for immortal princesses with silly names. Are you immortal? Are you even an Alicorn? ARE YOU A SPY?
Your faithful sub.... eh Sincere... uh, Yours tru...
Hopefully not bound for a celestial object
-General Heartburn Blues
Quills, Shining (1017 ANM) 'Biography of a Blue Wonder' TSBN:1007-15-344B7
(TSBN: Twilight Sparkles Book Numbers)