Wistan

Dear Princess Mi Amore Cadenza Your name is ridiculous. Please change it to Cadence asap, I think ponies are currently in the infirmary having their tongues untied. Why? Your name isn't that hard to pronounce after all. No, they just laughed their little pony-butts off and was promptly tongue-tied by Rarity for some reason. ALL OF THEM. Send help. So yeah. Its been a bit over a month since I last said something about reading stuff. Back then I was at 6.7 million words read on FimFiction. Today I checked my page for fun, aaaand I'm at 10,158,220 yeah... That's exactly 3,434,921 words in just over a month. I checked. Have I gone nuts? Am I

I am not Twilight Sparkle. I hate writing reports. The Final Year project has been fun to work with, but now I'm writing the report on it. TEN THOUSAND WORDS, yay. If this had been fiction, I'd do it in a night. But this has to be a formal report, and those are shit. Only eight thousand to go... Your faithful subject -Scribe Hoof Cramps PS: How would an Earth Pony use a keyboard? Attached: Patent Application for Earth-Pony Keyboards, doubles as barn doors.